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Cenosillicaphobia:
The fear of an empty glass.
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11th
ANNUAL DEFFNER PERCH HARVEST
NEXT HARVEST
SET FOR MAY 2009
RULES AND
REGULATIONS
Purpose:
The purpose of this harvest is to remove excess perch
from the waters surrounding the Deffner Fishing Camp (AKA Da’ Camp)
located on Scenic Bayou Segnette south of the budding Metropolis of
Westwego, La. The ulterior motive behind this harvest is to provide family
and friends an opportunity to share a bonding experience while fishing,
eating, playing cards, drinking, watching adult entertainment, and just
plain screwing off in general.
Rules & Regulations:
- The
ensuing Rules and Regulations are the brainchild of yours truly. I am
the Harvest Master for lack of a better title. And since I have this
elite title, only I can change, alter, add or delete these rules as I
see fit and at my own discretion or whim.
- All
areas are open to fishing if they can be reached from Da Camp
without taking the
boat out of the water.
- This
is a blank rule for me to fill in if I think of another.
- Fishing
periods are from safe light to 11:00 AM and 3:00 PM to dusk.
- All
Harvest participants are expected to follow the accepted rules of
comportment and exhibit true sportsmanship during the course of the
Harvest.
- Alcoholic
beverages are allowed (and encouraged) within reason and as long as
the indulger does not break the above mentioned accepted rules of
comportment and sportsmanship. (This applies only during fishing
hours. After hours you can get as tore up as you want).
- All
types of fresh water fish are eligible to be removed from the water
but only the following species are allowed to be counted in the Daily
Creel Limits:
- Blue
Gill Perch
- Stump
jumpers (AKA Pumpkin seeds by some folk).
- Lake
Runners (AKA shell crackers, Red Ears, Chicquepin).
- Black
and White Crappie (AKA Sac-A-Lait).
- Black
Bass (AKA Green Trout).
- Goggle
Eyed Perch (AKA Warmouths).
- Yellow
Catfish (AKA Mud cats).
- Blue
Catfish (AKA Freshwater Cat).
- Natural
bait, alive or dead, is the only approved and accepted bait for
catching fish in the Harvest. Anyone caught using artificial lures
and/or other unapproved fish catching methods will be dealt with
severely. (see penalties)
- All
fishing will be done using an approved fishing pole. This includes all
manufactured poles available to the public and the highly reliable
cane pole.
- The
preferred method of rigging a pole for fishing in the Harvest is a
combination of hook; bobber and a lead spit shot. But here the
individual has some leeway as to rig out their approved pole as they
so choose.
- All
fish caught will be included in the Creel count. Boated fish must go
into the count unless by some chance it gets free and gets back to the
safety of the water. (see penalties for clumsiness)
- Each
day there will be a Big 5 Contest for the Harvest Participants to
enter if they so desire. The contest is voluntary and those wishing to
enter must make their participation known by signing in on the daily
Big 5 entrants form. Rules for the Big 5 are:
- The
five species that must be caught are as follows:
1.
Blue Gill Perch
2.
Red Eared Perch
3.
Goggle Eye Perch
4.
Sac-A-Lait
5.
Black Bass
- All
fish must be caught using the approved method of fishing with
live/dead bait.
- All
fish must be of legal size limit (if there is a size limit).
- All
fish must be caught in the same manner of fishing. (If you need a
catfish for your fifth you can’t start bottom fishing sans cork).
- All
5 fish species must be caught on the same day within the regularly
scheduled fishing hours.
- Another
Harvest Participant must witness all fish caught. (No fair going it
alone).
- An
entrance fee of $20.00, payable prior to the morning fishing trip,
is required to gain entrance to the Big 5 Contest.
- All
claims to the prize money are based on the honor system. A man and
his partner in the boat are the only people who know whether or not
the claim is justified.
- Yours
truly, the Harvest Master, will decide all disputes. My word is law
and all decisions are final. But if the right amount of green appears
in my pocket at just the right moment my judgment……..(you fill in
the blank).
- The
main rule and it should be the first rule instead of the last is WE
WANNA HAVE FUN!!!!!!
Da’ Camp Rules:
1. All Harvest Participants are welcome to use Da’ Camp.
- Beds
are on a first-come first-serve basis. Da’ Camp can sleep 11
people quite comfortably, more than that somebody’s sleeping on the
floor. (Except of me… I always got a bed).
- Da’
Camp has 3 meal periods, Breakfast, Lunch, and Supper. Snacks are
available 24/7. If you want something more than a snack then you can
fix it yourself. (This also means you cleanup after yourself).
- All
Harvest participants are expected to pitch-in and help with the
dishwashing, kitchen clean up and cooking as needed.
- When
you got to Da’ Camp the beds were made and the rooms more or
less tidy when you leave it should be the same.
- There
will be a “Friendly” poker game every night if there are people
who want to play. (see Poker Game Rules) The game will start after
supper and the last hand will be midnight or earlier.
- Da’
Camp is equipped with Satellite TV with many choices of what to
watch but Participants are welcome to bring their favorite movies for
the folks to watch if they desire to do so. Adult flicks are preferred and no
chick-flicks.
- There
is no fee for staying at Da’ Camp but all donations to help
defray expenses such as electricity costs are greatly appreciated.
Penalties:
1.
If a participant is caught using an unapproved artificial bait
he/she/shim will have all fish on board their boat confiscated and
parceled out to the other participating boats.
2.
In a follow-up to rule #1, anyone caught using artificial bait will
have to wear sign around their neck the rest of the day proclaiming they
were stupid enough to get caught using an artificial bait when simple
slight of hand could have saved their sorry ass.
3.
In another follow-up to rule #1, if the offender is a participant
in the Big 5 Contest they will loose their entry fee and will be barred
from the rest of the contests.
4.
While there is no rule for clumsiness anyone allowing fish to
escape back into the water will be open to abuse by the Harvest Master and
anyone else who would like to poke fun at the clumsy one.
Poker Rules:
1.
Poker games will be every night as long as enough people are
willing to play. Players will decide the maximum and minimum number of
folks needed to play.
2.
It is strictly dealers choice
3.
Dealer antes for everyone
4.
The Ante will be 25 cents per player
5.
25 cent max on bets and raises
6.
Max of 3 raises per round
7.
The last hand will be over by midnight or earlier.
All of the above rules can be thrown out of Da’
Camp if by a unanimous vote should the players decide to change
the rules of the games.
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WARNING!!
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in
the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time
may seem to literally disappear.
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